"They’re our friends, they helped save us"
"Yeah. Now they’re friends of ours."
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
send him this
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
If I ever see any of you in public, the code isthat way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless